Over on TikTok, Kelly Slays reports running into something that she finds unbelievable. Apparently, the management of her apartment building is sick and tired of people not cleaning up their dog crap.
So, they’re instituting a pet DNA swabbing protocol to get the poo prints of their tenants’ pooches. Supposedly, they’ve kept the abandoned dog turds for testing, and want to compare dog swabs with the dookie DNA.
If the poo remnants are found to be from a specific dog, the owner will then be fined $350…and risk termination of their lease if that fine is ignored. Plus, there’s a $150 fine if you decline to get your pet swabbed and registered.
Seriously, how hard is it to clean up after your dog? Is it worth all this? Can’t be.
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