Pro Tip: Don’t Shove A Battery In Your Dong

An unidentified 49-year-old man had to receive hospital treatment in Iran, after he shoved a battery – the AA variety – in a place it had no business going.

For a whole day, the man dealt with the pain, discomfort, and embarrassment. The fun doesn’t end there…as five months later, he returned to the hospital complaining of pain and difficulty when taking a leak.

This time around, they found excessive scarring, believed to have come from toxic materials in the battery, had to be removed. A six-month follow-up visit showed things are now working as they should.

(Battery pictured not used in incident)

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