N. Royalton Police 911 Coyote Call Rules


(North Royalton) - It appears that police in suburban North Royalton are getting tired of answering 911 calls regarding daytime Coyote sightings. Though, they have kept a sense of humor - one based upon our shared memories of Saturday morning cartoons. Here's a recent post on the department's Facebook page:

"North Royalton Police Department

September 27 at 3:49 PM · 

We have been made aware of coyote sightings within North Royalton. Typically coyotes are nocturnal, but it is not uncommon to see them during the day. Merely seeing one is NOT a reason to call 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically:

1. Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME".2. Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloons.3. Coyote posting signs such as "Detour" or "Free Bird Seed".4. Coyote in possession of a giant magnet.5. Coyote in possession of a catapult.6. Coyote detonating "TNT".7. Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached.

Please call 911 immediately if you witness any of the above behaviors."

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