No year would be complete without the list of odd things emergency room doctors had to pull out of the asses of patients who visited the hospital. For 2022, here are some of the highlights…the year in your rear…as it were.
Plastic toy fish
“Sent in by wife for possible 16-ounce glass bottle in rectum”
Hair mousse can
Ratchet wrench
“Says he was in the shower and fell, and the shower stopper stuck up rectum”
Action figure
Action figure head
Fist-sized water balloon
Fragrance beads
“Says girlfriend put vibrator in rectum while he was asleep”
Billiard ball
“Patient says he was playing with a container of athlete’s foot spray, and it accidentally ended up in his rectum.”
Piece of a broom handle
“Put in butt plug and fell asleep…now he can’t find the butt plug.”
Ice cream cone
Monopoly piece
“Two poker chips…because of a bet.”
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