Danny Duffy has been arrested for DUI. #mlb #DannyDuffy #kansascityroyals #hopehedidntkillanyone

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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. No wait, that was Digital Underground. Danny Duffy needs to call an Uber. Totally understand the craving for Burger King when you're drunk, just get an Uber, especially if you have a whole bunch of MLB money.