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There’s Now a Poop Knife That Will Help You Get Your Poo Down The Toilet

Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any weirder, I bring you this. A gift for the person who can’t get their poop down the toilet they now have a product called “Poop Knife.”

This useful tool is specifically made for slicing your discharge in half for a proper flush! Made with a strong metal core that’s surrounded with hygienic silicone for easy slicing and cleaning, Poop Knife will allow you to be a samurai to your poo-poo platter.

The poop knife measures 9.8 inches (25cm) long, and has a handle on one end, and a soft blade on the other end of it for slicing your dung. Just be sure not to confuse which side is which before using. They also state that the poop knife is long enough to keep your hand clear of all danger in a standard depth toilet.

In their own words: “Original Poop Knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.”

(Photo and story courtesy of Sadanduseless.com and Dr. Dave's Ultimate Prep)

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