Retired Vicar Caught Having Sex With A Vacuum Cleaner

This was certainly an awkward moment in Northamptonshire’s Baptist Centre. It was there that a shocked churchgoer busted retired vicar Jeff Johns getting intimate with a vacuum nozzle, wearing “just a pair of ladies stockings.”

Even though he saw he’d been caught, Johns reportedly kept thrusting away, giving himself the Hoover treatment.

When asked by police, Johns said he “did it because he felt naughty,” now he's been ordered to register as a sex offender, has been fined $1,000, and has to pay another $236 to the victim who witness his vac-whack session.

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